What is The Diarrhea Song – Origins, Variations and Lyrics

‘The Diarrhea Song’ is an exceptionally funny song about diarrhea, which is also known as ‘The Butt Mud, Poo Goo, Poopoo Water, Montezuma’s Revenge.’ This song was very popular and usually sung by children describing the effects of diarrhea. ‘The Diarrhea Song’ existed before the internet, but somehow it was so popular that it transcends generations. The infamous song is by John Roberts, Eugene Mirman, and Bob’s Burgers. It became one of the greatest folk songs of all time.

‘The Diarrhea Song’ originates from the mid-1960s, but it became popular when it was featured in the 1989 film ‘Parenthood’ starring’ Steve Martin. Hence, it is very likely that most of you remember the song for this movie and thought that it originates from there.

The most common verses of this hilarious song are about automobile, sports, or travel. Moreover, there was an uh uh or a cha cha cha after the Diarrhea, Diarrhea part. However, this part was removed and only ‘Diarrhea, Diarrhea’ is used, which allows the reader to add their own localization based on preference.

There are a countless number of lyrical variations of this infamous song. However, all of them share the same structure. First, it describes a common activity or scenario. Then, it reveals the appearance of something soft, smelly, runny, squirty, messy, sloppy, and gooey, while the final lyric confirms that that above-mentioned substance is, indeed, diarrhea.

So, if you find it hard to remember the whole ‘Diarrhea Song’, take a look at the lyrics. The easy rhyme scheme is exceptionally captivating and you just can’t stop singing it.

The Diarrhea Song Lyrics

When you’re sliding into first

And your pants begin to burst

That’s diarrhea, diarrhea

When you’re sliding into two

And your pants are filled with goo

That’s diarrhea, diarrhea

When you’re sliding into third

And you feel a greasy turd

That’s diarrhea, diarrhea

When you’re sliding into home

And your pants are filled with foam

That’s diarrhea, diarrhea

You’re getting in a state

cos’ you’ve left it very late

diarrhea diarrhea

It comes out of your bum

like a bullet from a gun

diarrhea diarrhea

runs down your leg

like a scrambled egg

diarrhea diarrhea

It’s not very funny

but it’s very hot and runny

diarrhea diarrhea

When you climbing up a ladder

and you hear something splatter

diarrhea!! diarrhea!!

When youre sitting down in class

and the teacher passes gas

diarrhea diarrhea

when your running from the police

and you feel that anal grease

diarrhea diarrhea

when your sitting in your chevy

and your pants feel heavy

Diarrhea diarrhea

When your sitting on the commode

and your butt starts to explode

diarrhea!! diarrhea!!

When you wake up early in the mournin’

Your spinchter starts explodin’

That’s diarrhea! diarrhea!

if you’re sitting in the pool

and you feel something cool

diarrhea diarrhea

when your crap starts to turn red

and you wish that you were dead

diarrhea diarrhea

When your exploding into the bowl

and there’s nothing left on the roll

oh shit..

diarrhea!

diarrhea!

When you’re runnin’ down the hall,

and you feel something fall,

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you eat your favorite dish,

and you feel something squish.

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

Just when you turn the page,

your bowels start to rage,

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you jump and do a flip,

but you feel something drip.

Diarrhea, diarrhea.